MadMarty Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Hey Shipp and Stray, this one is just for you!!! Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide) Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind) A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box (it's in a box) Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special girl It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl) And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do just follow these steps 1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it It's my dick in a box...my dick in a box girl It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl Christmas; dick in a box Hanukkah; dick in a box Kwanzaa; a dick in a box Every single holiday a dick in a box Over at your parent's house a dick in a box Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow) A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 And let me say one more time, I think MadMarty is actually quite mad. Tee hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Always knew there was something in the water in Romeoville... Should of moved there instead of Elk Grove.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Gee, MadMarty and you call me pervert! You are going to get us in trouble in here if we don't get back on topic... Which is Natalie... who sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 thought he was very on topic....wasn't there a time in this thread everyone thought that Nat really did have a .... she definetly has the balls!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Oh crap back to Gnat, "who sucks." Great segway (sp) Stray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Wonder if she gave Jessie his junk back when he left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I don't think Jessie had any junk to give back (snickers). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arrowhead Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 4 inch junk in the trunk according to Lydia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
straykat Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Yikes! Boy, I wish there was some kind of warning signal before coming dead on a horrific sight like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 oops we need it on this page too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcat Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Yeah, MadMarty is one of our peeps. Because of him we have some BB radio going down. And MadMarty, when I looked at those two words together Dick and Liking, I saw a slightly different word for Liking. lolol that is exactly what I saw toooo, go figure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipp Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 ^^^^ LOL and that's exactly how MadMarty meant it. Just a slip of the tongue. Naughty boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerseygirl17 Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I wish someone would tell Nat to stop f*cking chewing like a COW, but really a cow chews better then she does. It makes me want to vomit and shove something sharp in my ears. What's the matter with this girl? It's like she likes to be gross and nasty. Thank God she's not my daughter I feel bad for her Dad she must be embarrassing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joyami Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Does anyone know a person like Natalie in real life? I've never met one, thank goodness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cathy Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I just want Nat out of the F2 and I'll be fine with anyone else there. Me too! To see her out of there would be fantastic! Joyami, I've known people like Natalie. Day 1 of BB11 I knew the type of player/person she'd be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LenRay Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Does anyone know a person like Natalie in real life? I've never met one, thank goodness. Yes, on two occasions. A kid grew up near me like her. Hopelesslly bad news. Also a co-worker...took me years to get her ass fired. But I finally did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megamoviejohn Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Ok I hate her. Jeff made me mad the past 2 weeks but omgawd seriously she is like, the worst person ever and she needs to leave the house next week so bad. We really need J/M to win HOH next week.... If Kevin won HOH next week would he get rid of Natalie? He HAS to know she will win the freaking game if he brings her, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cali Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 At the risk of having stones thrown at me, am I crazy for starting to admire the dispickable actions of the little hoodie rat and hope that at least she has the gonads to do what it takes to get ahead in this house. Beaten down and allmost out she didn't give up. Swinging from one aliance to another she is still controlling things with no blood on her hands. Damn I hate to like her. Steve you must have the wrong thread cause I am absolutely certain no one could say anything remotely positive about the hood rat!! ( ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cali Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Let's not go overboard here Natalie's 1 and only awesome idea (gameplay) was thinking of the "lie"... she was just on Jessie's coattails until he was evicted and now she's on Kevin's. (Just like Jordo on Jeff's.) Calling her a master puppeteer... huh??? Natalie's a hustler through n through. I can respect someone hustling their way to the end of BB but, I will never root for or respect a player that is nasty to the core when it has nothing to do with the game. The only thing Gnat has done well is lie! That has been her entire gameplay. I cannot give this girl any kind of kudos. She is mean spirited. While BB is all about lies I feel gnat is showing a deeper personality issue here. I can see her in normal life being just as ugly. This is who she is and she has had 18 years of practice.......or was that 24? Would have to have thought awhile to beat gnat to the first lie!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SueZqueZ Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 yuk yuk..didn't need that pic to start me day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMDGirl Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I am not a fan BUT I have to give her props for playing a mean game! She just might walk away with $500K and I wouldn't have bet that even last week, let alone 4 weeks ago! She's working all the angles, being nice to the people going out the door, not getting blood on her hands nominating them and basically, playing all sides. Good for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeCiMom Posted August 31, 2009 Author Share Posted August 31, 2009 yuk yuk..didn't need that pic to start me day! At least it wasn't a "pick". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I think I have a nose pick pic for you somewhere CeCi. Want me to post it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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