Fred Flamingo Big Brother Season 26 Blog - Post Six

[Fuskie]

 

Oh my god, they evicted Kenny! Those Bastards!

 

Oh, what a night
Late December back in sixty three
What a very special time for me
As I remember, what a night...

   -- Frankie Valli

 

And oh what a night it was, a live show like no other when we didn't know who the nominees would be, let alone who would be evicted. For everyone who has ever complained about Big Brother being too predictable, this Live Show was for you.

For today's blog, I wanted to spread my wings, so to speak, and try something different. You know the incredible episode recaps posted in the TV Fan Forms here and on the Morty's TV coverage page? In the spirit of AINSLI, the Big Brother 26 AI engine, I thought it would be fun to stage my own AI competition and ask Google Gemini, OpenAI's ChatGPT and Microsoft's CoPilot to each wax poetic with their own versions of tonight's episode recap. Below are their responses. Which AI is the best poet who doesn't know it?

First up, here's ChatGPT's idea of poetry from the BB House:
 

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Last week on Big Brother, the backyard stage
Hosted the Power of Veto, in a high-stakes cage.
Tucker emerged as the victor with pride,
Seeking an edge, he sought Cedric to guide.

 

He urged Cedric to replace Quinn’s name,
Believing deceit in Quinn’s power claim.
But Cedric had plans of his own to unveil,
He chose Makensy to be put on the scale.

The house buzzed with the question at hand,

Who would America choose to replace the stand?
Cedric warned Tucker of votes too few,
But Tucker was steadfast, with a game to pursue.

Cedric’s divergence ignited a fight,
Tucker declared open warfare that night.

Cedric thought Tucker’s plan had its flaws,
To his Pentagon alliance, he laid out the cause.

Quinn denied Tucker’s claim, though doubt was strong,
His secret upgrade kept hidden all along.

Makensy learned her fate was not Tucker’s scheme,
Had he saved himself, she might have kept her dream.

Angela overheard, and a House Meeting was called,
Tucker vented his frustrations, where truths were sprawled.

Quinn admitted his power, but with a guise,
Angela and Tucker questioned his ties.

As the specter of America’s vote drew near,
Brooklyn was puzzled, her thoughts unclear.

Quinn’s loyalty he tried to reaffirm,
His secret, he claimed, didn’t cause them to squirm.

Tucker and Cedric’s truce was a bust,
Tucker denied Cedric’s warnings, full of distrust.

Cedric, unbowed, refused to be slighted,
Tucker vowed retribution, his stance uninvited.

The drum roll thundered, the votes were cast,
Julie Chen Moonves revealed Quinn at last.

A gasp filled the room as the news sank deep,
Quinn would face the Arena, where battles steep.

The AI Arena’s challenge was set,
“Data Dump” to decide who’d face regret.

Tucker surged ahead with balls in his tube,
Leaving Quinn’s fate precarious, his hope subdued.

Quinn and Kenney strategized in vain,
Quinn promised Tucker’s eviction in the game.

Kenney’s heartfelt plea to his family’s embrace,
Asked his housemates to focus on their own race.

Before the votes, Cedric complimented Julie’s grace,
She received it with a bemused face.

Voting began in the diary room’s quiet,
Tucker, sure of his vote, found himself in riot.

While Tucker voted to evict Quinn’s face,
T’kor, Angela, and Chelsie took a different pace.

Makensy, Brooklyn, Rubina, and more,
All chose Kenney to leave through the door.

With a unanimous 10-1, Kenney was out,
Julie Chen Moonves delivered the shout.

Relieved by his eviction, Kenney confessed,
The game’s emotional toll had him distressed.

Reflecting on years of audition and hope,
Kenney’s perspective had altered the scope.

With Matt’s early exit compounding his plight,
The game’s challenges were a heavy fight.

Next week on Tuesday, at eight in the night,
A special episode brings twists to the light.

Jag, Taylor, and Cody will analyze and share,
AINSLI’s next AI twist, and secrets laid bare.

 

A  pretty traditional poem, with lots of rhyme, but was it worthy of your time?

Gemini delivered a much deeper, concise and dynamic prose:
 

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Tucker’s Veto, a strategic play,

Cedric’s counter, a risky fray.

Makensy’s power, a hidden card,

America’s choice, a game so hard.

 

Alliances shifting, a treacherous land,

Quinn’s secret, a heavy hand.

Cedric’s wisdom, a guiding light,

Tucker’s defiance, a fiery fight.

 

AI Arena battle, a digital fray,

Tucker triumphant, a winning day.

Kenney’s exit, a bittersweet end,

New challenges await, a game without friend.

 

 

 

Still, traditional rhyme is a little boring.  So I moved on to CoPilot:

 

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In the backyard, the Veto was won,

Tucker’s victory had just begun.

He sought Cedric’s aid, a plan to unfold,

To nominate Quinn, whose secrets were bold.

 

But Cedric had plans of his own,

Makensy was named, her power shown.

America’s choice, the house did await,

Who would replace her? What was their fate?

 

Cedric warned Tucker, the votes were too few,

But Tucker, undeterred, his own path he drew.

A clash of wills, a battle of minds,

Cedric and Tucker, their fates intertwined.

 

The Pentagon alliance, Cedric’s safe space,

Tucker’s proposal, they did embrace.

Quinn’s secret power, a cause for concern,

Would America’s vote make the tables turn?

 

Makensy felt the sting of the game,

Tucker assured her, Cedric was to blame.

A House Meeting called, truths to reveal,

Quinn’s power exposed, the tension was real.

 

Brooklyn was baffled, Quinn’s secret withheld,

But saw the advantage, their alliance upheld.

Tucker and Cedric, a failed reconciliation,

A promise of retribution, a new declaration.

 

America’s vote, the drumroll began,

Quinn was chosen, the house in a jam.

To the AI Arena, the nominees did go,

A “Data Dump” challenge, the stakes were low.

 

Tucker surged ahead, his victory clear,

Quinn in danger, his fate near.

A final plea, Quinn’s humor and might,

Kenney’s emotional tone, a heartfelt fight.

 

The votes were cast, the decision made,

Kenney evicted, his game did fade.

Relief in his heart, the burden was gone,

A longing for family, his true bond.

 

Next week a twist, a special reveal,

Big Brother’s game, a new appeal.

Jag, Taylor, Cody, their insights to share,

AINSLI’s next move, the house to beware.

 

 

I have to say, even through it's more 4-bar rhyme, I think Microsoft's CoPilot nailed it.  

 

Maybe Morty should do all his episode recaps in iambic pentameter!

[karene37]

I liked Gemini. Short, sweet and to the point.

 

[Guest]

Same.